Hello Holiday Parties. Goodbye Hangovers.

December 4, 2017

Morning Recovery‘Tis the season. You just finished stuffing yourself with a bird, various starches and a coma-inducing gravy, only to wake up and find your social life just turned into Truman Capote’s.

An invite to every single holiday party in town makes it’s way into your email, Facebook feed and insta-story. What do I wear? Who do I bring? Do I take Uber or Lyft? But most importantly, how fucked up am I going to get and how bad are my hangovers going to be?

I know a guy who can help. Before the hangover starts. Well, I don’t really know him, but I read about him and I want to know him because he is now my hero.

His name is Sisun Lee and according to his bio:

Sisun was a staff product manager at Tesla, and a product manager at Uber and Facebook. He graduated with a Systems Design Engineering degree from the University of Waterloo.

So not only does this dude carry some serious accolades, he made a million dollars in 3 months creating a product that basically cures a hangover. It’s appropriately called Morning Recovery.

Take a gander at this infographic to see what’s in it:

Morning recovery Ingredients

And here’s how they say it works:

Morning Recovery is centered around Hovenia Dulcis, an Oriental raisin tree. It contains Dihydromyricetin (DHM) which is an anti-oxidant that supports the body’s natural detoxification processes. Morning Recovery is formulated to help support your body’s normal metabolism after drinking alcohol. Have a good time, drink it before going to bed and wake up feeling amazing.

So, this holiday season, I implore you to go online and order a massive box of this elixir. Get 20% off using code: GROOMEDLA20 – click here

Bring it to parties. Encourage your friends who say: “I dont want to puke tomorrow at work” – to have one more shot of tequila with you and an egg nog chaser. Gift them with a bottle and say: “It’s all good Tad, you can’t count to three now but drink this before bed and tomorrow you’ll jog to the office”.

It’s like Santa in a bottle – it makes every next day feel like Christmas Morning. (Disclaimer: we’re not Trump, we endorse all holidays, this just sounded better.)

Happy Holidays! Enjoy yourself and don’t drink and drive. This only prevents hangovers, not car accidents.

-Christian Majewski

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